Are these mugs dishwasher safe, or will Pappou have to hand wash them?

Don’t worry, Pappou can relax. Every Mugify mug is dishwasher safe - no elbow grease required.

What makes these mugs “Greek”?

Besides the iconic phrases like “στ'αρχιδια μου”, “Χέστηκα”, and “ο παππους ξέρει”? A whole lot of love, bold ceramic style, and the fact that our Greek Mugs will start a family debate over coffee.

Do you offer returns if Yiayia changes her mind?

Since each mug is printed to order, we don’t offer returns or exchanges. But we reckon Yiayia will love it anyway.

How long does shipping take?

We print your mug locally within 2 business days, then ship it out with your selected method. Delivery estimates appear at checkout—no plate smashing required.

Greek Mugs | Funny & Traditional Mugs

I Shit Myself – Greek Coffee Mug

I Shit Myself – Greek Coffee Mug

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Your Eyes Fourteen Mug

Your Eyes Fourteen Mug

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You Will Eat Wood Mug

You Will Eat Wood Mug

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I Will Change Your Lights Mug

I Will Change Your Lights Mug

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Your Bad Weather Mug

Your Bad Weather Mug

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Ballsy Greek Mug

Ballsy Greek Mug

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Grandma Knows Mug

Grandma Knows Mug

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Sit On Your Eggs Mug

Sit On Your Eggs Mug

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They Popped Out Like A Fart Mug

They Popped Out Like A Fart Mug

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Listen To See Mug

Listen To See Mug

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Grandpa Knows Mug – Greek Grandfather Coffee Mug

Grandpa Knows Mug – Greek Grandfather Coffee Mug

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Hestika Mug

Hestika Mug

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Greek Evil Eye Prevention Mug

Greek Evil Eye Prevention Mug

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Yiayia Boss Mug

Yiayia Boss Mug

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Gorgeous Greeks Mug

Gorgeous Greeks Mug

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You Can Pierce My Nose Mug

You Can Pierce My Nose Mug

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Pappous Magas Mug

Pappous Magas Mug

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Slow Down The Cabbage Mug

Slow Down The Cabbage Mug

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I Will Boil You Mug

I Will Boil You Mug

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You Will Eat One Backwards Greek Mug

You Will Eat One Backwards Greek Mug

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I Shit Myself For Good Mug

I Shit Myself For Good Mug

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I Will Fry The Fish On Your Lips Mug

I Will Fry The Fish On Your Lips Mug

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Greek Queen Mama Mug

Greek Queen Mama Mug

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The Whore's Will Happen Mug

The Whore's Will Happen Mug

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Nonos Magas Mug

Nonos Magas Mug

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Zeus Made Me Do It Mug

Zeus Made Me Do It Mug

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Talented Yiayia

Talented Yiayia

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Tough Guys Greek Mug

Tough Guys Greek Mug

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Talented Pappou

Talented Pappou

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Life Is Better In Greece Mug

Life Is Better In Greece Mug

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Ftou You Bastard Funny Greek Mug

Ftou You Bastard Funny Greek Mug

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Skotistika Mug

Skotistika Mug

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I'm Fasting Mug

I'm Fasting Mug

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God First Mug

God First Mug

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Mama Knows Mug

Mama Knows Mug

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Radish Up Your Bum Mug

Radish Up Your Bum Mug

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☕ Greek Mugs That Speak Your Language (Literally)

At Mugify, we celebrate the culture, humour, and warmth of life.

Each of our Greek mugs is designed to honour the sayings that make our families so unique.

✅ Printed to order in Australia, the United Kingdom and the United States
✅ Microwave and dishwasher-safe
✅ Available in white, blue, or black
✅ Designed for name days, birthdays, and everyday joy

Every Mugify order is printed on demand. No waste, no mass production. Just great mugs, printed with care.

Looking for a gift?
You can’t go wrong with a mug that says “Θα φας ξύλο!” or “Πρώτα ο Θεός”

Our Greek mugs are inspired by legendary one-liners, sayings, and quick wit you’ll hear at every kitchen table - from “Your Eyes Fourteen!” to “You Will Eat Wood”

Here are some of our other faves that we included on our Greek Mugs!

“Θα φας ξύλο!” “You'll get a slap” A classic Greek threat with love baked in.

“Πρώτα ο Θεός” “God willing.” Said before every any event where a little divine intervention is needed.

“Χέστηκα” “I don't care.” When things just get way too complicated us Greeks love this saying.

"Τα Ματια Σου Δεκατεσσερα" Because two eyes are not enough when our parents are telling us to WATCH OUT!

"Σιγα τα Λαχανα" Trying to impress people in Greece? Or have problem that you're blowing out of proportion? You'll hear this one A LOT! It basically means "big deal"!

"Μαυρα Ματια Καναμε" Literally translates to "We Made Black Eyes". It means that you haven't seen someone in a long time.

"Στ'Αρχίδια Μου" Greeks aren't known for going backwards in coming forwards. If they don't care they'll tell you in many expressive ways. This one literally means that what you're saying to them they'll take and put on their balls.

"Χρυσοχέρα" Greeks use this saying to describe a woman who is very handy. It literally translates to She Has Gold Hands but it means that she is so talented that everything she touches turns to gold.

"Μάγκας" The ultimate term for a Greek alpha male. It's used when you want to describe a man who is cool and relaxed. Picture him sipping his ouzo with a cigarette in one hand and his komboloi (worry beads) in the other. We used this term in our Pappous Magas Mug

"Τον Κακό Σου Τον Καιρό" Your Bad Weather is the literal translation. The meaning is rich but it basically means get lost.

👉 For a good laugh check out The Best One-Liners.

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Collection: Greek Mugs - Hellenic Designs for Coffee & Laughter

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☕ Greek Mugs That Speak Your Language (Literally)