{"product_id":"you-will-eat-wood-mug","title":"You Will Eat Wood Mug","description":"\u003ch3\u003eYou Will Eat Wood Mug - Classic Greek Threat, Now in Mug Form! 🇬🇷☕\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"330\"\u003eEvery Greek kid knows the phrase: \u003cstrong data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"276\"\u003e“Θα φας ξύλο!” \u003c\/strong\u003eNow it’s proudly printed on your new You Will Eat Wood mug. This classic Greek saying means \u003cem data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"386\"\u003e“You’re in trouble!”\u003c\/em\u003e  (said with love and a flying slipper.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eIt’s part threat, part comedy, and completely unforgettable for anyone raised in a Greek household. Perfect for people who grew up Greek, or anyone who loves bold, cheeky sass with their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"715\"\u003eThis mug is nostalgic, hilarious, and guaranteed to start conversations (and flashbacks).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"510\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"750\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eBold double-sided print - because the threat should be seen from every angle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e325ml \/ 11oz ceramic mug - ideal for Greek coffee, tea, or emotional support beverage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe but we recommend handwashing for extra longevity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003ePrinted locally in Australia, the UK, and the US - supporting small biz and reducing waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eMade to order - zero overproduction, 100% sustainable sass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003eThis mug isn't just for sipping-it’s for sparking laughter, memories, and dramatic Greek energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003eIt’s a throwback to growing up Greek, where love came with a warning (and a wooden spoon). You’ll smile with every sip, remembering those loud, loving, and legendary moments at home. Bring Greek family history to your kitchen-served hot, with a side of sass. Your mug rack will never be the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003eBring a piece of Greek family history to your kitchen with a mug that says what we were all thinking (and slightly terrified of).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003eWant another Greek mug with a common threat? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mugify.com.au\/products\/i-will-change-your-lights-mug\" title=\"I Will Change Your Lights Greek Mug\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eI Will Change Your Lights Mug\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mugify","offers":[{"title":"Original \/ White","offer_id":49795517972770,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-1","price":17.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Original \/ Blue","offer_id":49795520004386,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-2","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Original \/ Black","offer_id":49795520037154,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-3","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Translation \/ White","offer_id":49795518005538,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-4","price":17.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Translation \/ Blue","offer_id":49795520069922,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-5","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Translation \/ Black","offer_id":49795520102690,"sku":"c08193ea-08bf-42e4-bff9-e8378d5255dc-6","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/4980\/0738\/files\/cd42a224-2fc7-494a-bc87-9d7be8bf0f97.png?v=1743569474","url":"https:\/\/mugify.com.au\/en-de\/products\/you-will-eat-wood-mug","provider":"Mugify","version":"1.0","type":"link"}